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nudityandnerdery:

yiffmaster:

homerlaw:

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality

It checks out.

“i for one manipulate flesh” it isn’t wrong

“*chewing on a branch* I got blood worms”

Holy shit, this thing is smart enough to tailor my post for aquarium interest.

We truly cannot compete.

performance art in which i live in a cave with the crystal gems
“ HOW DID IT KNOW 

“this is a warning: do not accuse me of enjoying two sparkly dolphins?”

my favorite panic at the disco song is: be humans?

“i am writing a wikihow article about how to fund the environment”

-gasp- I should do that

“do you think i meet the sun?”

….

>.>

“i dont have any friends because i escape stuff”

*clears throat*

“all those rpg video games are the same. leveling up and fighting dragons. i want something different… a video game where u work on my new book about the plague”

a bumper sticker that reads: honk if you admire misery

Amazing

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