This post generator is surprisingly coherent
“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”
all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality
It checks out.
“i for one manipulate flesh” it isn’t wrong
“*chewing on a branch* I got blood worms”
Holy shit, this thing is smart enough to tailor my post for aquarium interest.
We truly cannot compete.
performance art in which i live in a cave with the crystal gems
“ HOW DID IT KNOW
“this is a warning: do not accuse me of enjoying two sparkly dolphins?”
my favorite panic at the disco song is: be humans?
“i am writing a wikihow article about how to fund the environment”
-gasp- I should do that
“do you think i meet the sun?”
“i dont have any friends because i escape stuff”
“all those rpg video games are the same. leveling up and fighting dragons. i want something different… a video game where u work on my new book about the plague”
a bumper sticker that reads: honk if you admire misery